I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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