fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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