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• (513): View more from Ohio

  he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now

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• (914): View more from New York

  my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.

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• (415): View more from California

  The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.

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