Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(713): View more from Texas

we have officially lost it.

Fav 3 1431 788
share tweet
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.

Fav 21 6537 1081
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(315): View more from New York

You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.

Fav 16 6611 935
share tweet
(818): View more from California

you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me

Fav 28 12119 1571
share tweet
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
Read it at the TFLN blog
(850): View more from Florida

You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.

Fav 16 1527 4894
share tweet
(602): View more from Arizona

you'll never guess what i found when i got home...

(928): View more from Arizona

a cake, in the toilet

Fav 25 6034 1509
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(804): View more from Virginia

i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral

Fav 3 967 2590
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(925): View more from California

Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?

Fav 6 854 534
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(865): View more from Tennessee

Wait, how many people just saw my dick?

Fav 2 16 2
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT