ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.