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• (216): View more from Ohio

  ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

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  100 blowjobs

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.

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  dollar beers will do that to you.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?

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  I guess God knew he was going to be bald...

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• (518): View more from New York

  Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Dude. Creed is coming in september.

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  We're no longer friends.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  "Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.

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• (626): View more from California

  Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.

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