Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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