We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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