I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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