high people should be assigned attendants
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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