I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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