I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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