I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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