I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
why is half of my head shaved?
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