But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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