i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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