Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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