there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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