So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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