And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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