kristin has been a bad kristin
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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