I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Randomize