Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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