Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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