Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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