i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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