so that wasnt chicken after all
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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