The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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