Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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