oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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