I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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