I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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