You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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