hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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