i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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