Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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