Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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