just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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