yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I need to sanitize my soul.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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