guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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