So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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