I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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