I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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