Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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