Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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