No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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