i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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