at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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