The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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