oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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