I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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