Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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