they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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