Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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