I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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